Match results
Brock def. Hardcore Holly by pinfall
Chavo & Eddie Guerrero def. Edge & John Cena by pinfall
Kurt Angle def. Rey Mysterio by pinfall
Chris Benoit def. Rikishi by disqualification when Kurt Angle interfered
Torrie Wilson def. Nidia by pinfall
Matt Hardy def. Undertaker fought to a no-decision
Stephanie McMahon endured "three minutes" of horror as the hotly anticipated commitment ceremony between Billy & Chuck went terribly awry for the for the former Tag Team Champions.
The ceremony, which received widespread media attention from such outlets as the New York Times, Variety, and Good Morning America, was supposed to have established a union between Billy & Chuck as life partners. But just before a justice of the peace was set to complete the ceremony, a nervous Billy & Chuck stopped him in his tracks. Billy & Chuck revealed that the whole thing was a charade thought up by Rico as a publicity stunt and demanded to know why Rico didn't put a halt to the ceremony as planned.
As Rico berated Billy & Chuck for not having the guts to go through with the stunt, the elderly justice of the peace stated that the bond between the tag team was sacred, whether it lasted for months or just three minutes! Stephanie's eyes widened in shock as the justice of the peace stripped off his rubber mask and revealed his true identity as RAW General Manager Eric Bischoff! Before Stephanie could flee, Rosie & Jamal swept into the ring to dispose of Billy & Chuck and nail the SmackDown! GM with a Samoan Drop! The SmackDown! locker room emptied as a dozen superstars raced down to chase the RAW invaders from the building!
The Undertaker had an equally difficult night as Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman attacked the Dead Man both physically and psychologically. Last week on SmackDown!, Heyman insinuated that Taker's wife, Sara, could become a distraction on the Dead Man's quest to take the WWE Championship from Brock Lesnar.
Heyman made sure that Taker's concentration was broken during the Phenom's match against Matt Hardy. Heyman cornered Sara in a backstage locker room and made threatening advances on her. Taker, seeing the action on the TitanTron, forgot all about his match and raced to the back where he pounced on Heyman. Before any damage could be inflicted, Brock Lesnar, who started the evening off by pinning Hardcore Holly, stomped in and clobbered Taker with a steel chair! The WWE Champion loomed over a quivering Sara in a menacing fashion before leaving the room!
Kurt Angle tried to use intimidation to his advantage before facing Rey Mysterio. Angle took to the ring and told his undersized opponent that he is a little boy playing in a man's world. "And I'm a man who loves to play with boys," Angle said. When he realized what he had said, Angle tried several times to give a better explanation but failed miserable with each attempt and caused the Minneapolis crowd to roar with laughter and, "You suck" chants! Angle got the last laugh, though, as he defeated Mysterio via pinfall following a top rope Angle slam!
Angle later attacked Chris Benoit and held the Wolverine in position for a Rikishi Stinkface! An irate Benoit demanded - and received - a match against Angle at Unforgiven on Sept. 22!
After being confronted by a group of a protesting women's rights organization, the RAW General Manager brought the ladies into the ring so they could express their outrage at Bischoff's treatment of women lately. The Bisch, however, theorized that the women were actually lesbians, and he urged them to engage in some HLA!
However, when the women refused, Bischoff accused them of looking for their 15 minutes of fame. As Bischoff began to say he had just three minutes left, one of the women stepped forward and kicked him square in the groin! The other women cleared the ring as the assailant stripped off her wig to reveal the snarling face of Stephanie McMahon!
SmackDown's General Manager uttered the magic words "three minutes" and prompted Billy & Chuck to race out to annihilate Bischoff! The former Tag Team Champions even managed to fend off an attack by Rosie & Jamal!
After Billy, Chuck and Stephanie were chased from the building, Bischoff issued a challenge. He offered to have Rosie & Jamal face Billy & Chuck this Sunday at Unforgiven. If the SmackDown! tag team won, Bischoff promised to pucker up and kiss Stephanie's ass! However, should the RAW team come up on top, Stephanie would have to engage in some HLA! Expect an answer to the challenge this Thursday night on SmackDown!
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